Generally Brad doesn’t go in for ALL CAPS. He has much contempt for poor email practices. His hatred of emoticons, punctuation slang, and the like rivals my own; in fact surpasses it because he works with computers for a living, so he knows the rules inside out, whereas I just sneer with nothing much to back it up. This is why I knew there was big news when I opened his email this morning. It ran as follows:
VIRGINIA IS A BLUE STATE
OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING BLUE!!!!!!
I AM HOME, AND SAFE, AND DRINKING A BEER, AND SO FUCKING HAPPY AND HOPEFUL RIGHT NOW.
ALLCAPS BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
FCK YES!
This is one hell of a day.
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Please note: I WAS LAID OFF THREE DAYS LATER FROM A JOB I HAD FOR THIRTEEN YEARS.
Maybe there is some kind of medication you can take to prevent these wild life mood swings.
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